With just about five weeks to go before The
Bachelor premieres — starring race car driver and
The Bachelorette reject Arie Luyendyk Jr. — ABC has
released the first promo featuring footage of Arie’s “journey”
to find “love.” And while some spoilers about Arie’s dates and
the women he’ll take on them exist out there on the Interwebs,
some of us in Bachelor Nation prefer to get clues about the new
season the old-fashioned way: By dissecting this promo like
it’s the Zapruder film.
To that end, here are 11 thoughts I had while watching the
first footage of Arie and his “ladies”:
1. Give this promo writer a raise!
2. Was that pillow recycled from
Bachelor in Paradise? It looks awfully
3. Those dresses look… crunchy.
4. Did a woman with short hair actually get a
one-on-one date? Historic!